The Grass Is Not Always Greener

One afternoon, a lawyer is riding in his limousine when he sees two men at the side of the road eating grass. Disturbed, he orders his driver to stop the car and gets out to investigate. He asks one of the men: "Why are you eating grass?" "We dont have any money for food", the man replies. "We have to eat grass."

"Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you", the lawyer says.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replies.

Turning to the other man, he adds: "You can come with us too."

In a pitiful voice, the second man says: "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

"Bring them all," the lawyer responds.

They all get into the car - which is no easy task, even for a limousine. Once en route, one of the men turns to the lawyer and says: "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replies: "Glad to do it, You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."